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Goodness. That's horrendous. My first instinct was, if I was there, to break that glass. But then the kid could have gotten hurt (even more). Man. What a sick woman.
(Linke found @ jl's.)
Wow. Bob Hope is 100 years old. I seriously thought he was already there. Or... well, maybe I was thinking of George Burns.
Disney Makes self-destructing DVD, hoping to launch a movie rental program.
Once the DVD is opened and exposed to oxygen, it starts to decompose (???), making it unreadable after about 48 hours - the usual time a rental is checked out for.
Soooo, you don't have to return it, you toss it, I guess. And for those of you who run out of time to watch your rental, I guess you'd be outta luck.
Hmm. Weird. What do you think?
Buy American Idol Merchandise. I'll take this:

How fun would that puppy be? I used to love pretending anything was a microphone. Brushes, lipstick tubes...deoderant bottles... Man. I loved pretending I was on stage. I lived in a small town, too, so I'm pretty sure everyone within a few miles knew I loved to sing.
Is anyone else looking forward to American Juniors like I am? I bet it's going to be pretty interesting, with over-bearing parents and such.
The sad thing, is that these people are kids. I'm not sure what to think about that. After watching the "behind the scenes" documentary about children's pagents, I'm quite disgusted about the whole thing. Hopefully this show isn't like that.
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Febreze Allergen Reducer $1 off cupon
Crest sample
Herbal Essences Intensive Blends sample
Garnier Fructis shampoo sample
Quaker Oatmeal Growth chart and brochure
The Family Companion guide from Red Baron
Popeyes Chicken cupons
Kimberly Caldwell, a Texas singer who was recently voted off Fox's "American Idol," will join Fox Sports Net as a special correspondent on its "54321" extreme sports program...
An (extreme) sports show?
Rent A Negro. From the site:
rent-a-negro is a state-of-the-arts service that allows you the chance to promote your connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing African American person.
Fridays are usually pizza night around our house. Recently, to cut back on some of the costs of things, I started making homemade pizzas again. Last week I made 2 batches of whole wheat crusts and froze one so that I would have no easy excuse to NOT make pizzas.
This was the one for the kids. Cheese and turkey sausage. Not the most perfectly round crust, but eh. We made one for us with feta cheese, oninion, green pepper and... I think that's it. Yummy.
Bic Twin Select Silky Touch Razors
What was I thinking when I bought these? Oh yeah. I remember. It was a coupon; I believe a dollar off. Enough to make me consider switching from my regular razor, and try a different brand.
What a mistake. The first time I used them, it was in the shower on my armpits. I thought that the lack of effectiveness in the shaver might have been due to the longer-than-normal length of my pit hair. Or, the soap I was using. I just noticed they weren't working so hot. Eh, I figured it wasn't a big deal.
That was until I used them on my legs today. Hel-lo. My leg hair wasn't long. I was using the same shaving supplies that I always did. However, I was cut repeatedly by the razor. I'm talking 5 times. I look as if I had my first attempt at shaving my legs. Mind you, I'm almost 30. I've been shaving for over a decade.
A 1/2 hour later I put lotion on my bloodied, scabby legs and they stung for a good 20 minutes.
Bottom Line: Never again will I buy these razors. Never.
Rating: 
(Normally I use Gillette Daisy Disposable Razors for Women. I'll continue to stick to those, and not be lured by coupons.)
And you thought women couldn't pee standing up. Wrong!!
I think I may have to try this someday. Preferably some day when I'm not worried about pissing all over my damn self. Still, though. I think there should be urinals in women's bathrooms anyway. Mainly because whenever I have to take my young boys potty, they get piss all over the entire stall.
I wasn't made with a penis, so I have a bit of trouble aiming them. Especially while I'm yelling, "Don't TOUCH that!!!"
Link swiped from Brandy.
Not sure if this is the "real" Ruben, but he left a message in this post:
Name: Ruben Studdard
Email Address: ruben.studdard205@aol.com
URL:
Comments:
Greetings friends
Thank all yall for your support,
My heart is filled with grattitude at all your encouragement and messages of hope
I hope that you enjoyed the show last night
and I pray that I did you all proud
Keep the faith, and once again thankyou for your support,
When I get time I will try and respond to all your emails personally,
My love and blessings be with you all,
Thankyou for helping me get this far, all this would not be possible without yo support,.....
R.Studdard 205
Alabama
Some May 5th (aka Cinco De Mayo) information:
Okay. What the hell. You know, yesterday I was happy to discover that Jewel was releasing a new album. Now, though, I catch a glimpse of her video... all I can say is, "What. Happened?"
Please tell me that you aren't crossing over, Jewel. Please. Tell me you're not turning into a Christina Aguilera that has to promote her body (shamlessly), instead of her God-given talent. I'm not a prude. That's not it. I just like some things to stay as they are.
I realize who the "true talents" are. I expect tits and ass from J-Lo, or Britney. I don't, however, expect it from Jewel. I expect that my daughter can watch her videos without an ass/crotch shot thrown in her face.
Dammit. What a dissapointment.
Free Software - a program for shopping lists, recipes, date reminders and mail. Neat-O. I dl the shopping list one, and will try it out, as well as the date reminder.
Oooh. I'm looking forward to this. Jewel has a new album coming out in June. I want every album that she has made.
She's going to be on VH1's Diva's 2003, as well as the Queen, Latifah. (two of my favs) Can't wait to see it!!
Recipe Goldmine. Oooh. Lots and lots of recipes, here. Crafts, gardening, homemade stuff. Wow. Charts galore, too - conversion charts... man. I could spend a lot of time just looking. Fabulous site.
I also like allrecipes.com, as well. I use that site a lot. Anyone have any favorite recipe sites?