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September 3, 2006

Nelly Furtado

Chorus-
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want

N: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

Nelly Furtado, you're a fool. I used to like your music until one night I was watching SNL and you came out to perform Promiscuous Girl. Are you serious? Promiscuous girl? What a stoooopid title (and premise) for a song. It doesn't even seem like something you'd sing, girl. Not like I know you or anything, but dang. Promiscuous was never a "good" word (see definition), or something a girl would want to be called. But now you got 15 year old girls singing about being a promiscuous girl like they're singing about something good. Way to go, fool.

Use your power for good, people.