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August 27, 2005

Andy Milonakis Song

Since so many people are coming here looking for the lyrics after I posted about my kids singing the dang song all the time, here ya go. I got the lyrics from my son, so don't quote me on it and if they're jacked up, well, you probably wouldn't notice anyway, being that it is already incredibly jacked.

The Andy Milonakis Song

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
I hate myself.
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it.
I put bologna in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.